thechronicleofshe:

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

felitomkinson:

bitchycode:

roses are red, i’m going to bed

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

ohhratio:

therosegoldgawdess:

He was SHOOK

SOO SHOOK

teddyhearted:
“ madsciences:
“they are ready to be picked
”
ripe
”

teddyhearted:

madsciences:

they are ready to be picked

ripe

the-real-seebs:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

the nice thing about living with other people with shared laundry (but private to the household) is that you can usually hope that someone will notice.

whyyoustabbedme:

FOURTEEN!!! Years old!!! And 17years!!! He’s 31 and missed ALL HIS 20s He can NEVER get those back.

notchicken:

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

colourofthekites:

trashy-shipper:

please appreciate this masterpiece from facebook [OP]

Took me a while to figure out that OP meant original post not a comment on the sheer raw energy of this video

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